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Top 100 56 By Shel Silverstein "I cannot go to school today," Said little Peggy Ann McKay. "I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash and purple bumps. Read Complete Poem Stories 20 Shares 80264 Favorited 92 Votes 8004 Rating 4.44
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Funny School Poems The first of the funny school poems deals with those brave and underpaid souls who spend their days on the front lines, substituting for absent teachers. I think they deserve a special poem, just for them. Don't you? Substitute Hurray! We heard our teacher cannot be with us today. Instead, we'll have a substitute.
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Funny Poem #1. The first of the funny poems on this page is Koo Koo Cow. THE KOOKOO COW. I love to go to the KooKoo Cow. Where the ice cream's sweet, and I have to bow. And and give my thanks at the KooKoo shrine. For the taste of her food that is so divine. There is cherry tart, and an almondine. And a crunchy nut and a toffy cream.
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Key Stage 1 Poems for Ages 5 - 7. Of the three top picks for KS1 pupils to recite, The Fussy Eater and Seven Wonders of the World are reasonably straightforward narrative poems which rhyme and contain no difficult words (either to pronounce or understand). The wild card is Kobe or Not Kobe, which is a little more challenging, but is very short.
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Elisa Shoenberger May 10, 2019 This content contains affiliate links. When you buy through these links, we may earn an affiliate commission. Funny poems are a great way to introduce poetry to children. I remember still can remember poems from my childhood. Here is a list of 15 funny poems for kids. Many of them are bite-sized, great for recitation.
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A Boy at School by Tom Brown Depicting an introspective journey into the soul of a schoolboy, this poem delves deep into the inner emotions endured at school. Brown's vivid description of the boy's internal monologue allows readers to experience both his contemplations and struggles firsthand. Learn More: WikiSource
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The more he tried to get it free, The louder buzzed the telephee—. (I fear I'd better drop the song. Of elephop and telephong!) 3. Row Row Row Your Boat - Unknown. Row Row Row Your Boat. Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily merrily.
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Funny Poems for Kids. Hi, I'm Patrick Winstanley, a living (as in alive) English poet who believes that poetry should a fun activity enjoyed with family and friends, rather than a form of torture inflicted on children by their teachers. With the help on my fellow poets Paul Curtis, Max Scratchmann and Kate Williams, I've produced an exciting.
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1. School Life Top 500 424 By Cheryl Theseira Published by Family Friend Poems October 2008 with permission of the Author. School is a daily routine for us. In the morning, we're sure to make a fuss. Even when the sun is still not up, Here we are, awake at 6am sharp. Read Complete Poem Stories 10 Shares 11742 Favorited 34 Votes 5265
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1. Oliver Goldsmith, ' The Village Schoolmaster '. Goldsmith's depiction of a genial village schoolteacher, who is viewed by the locals as a kind of demigod, is not one that has lasted, alas, into the modern age. But when Goldsmith was writing, learning and literacy were looked up to, and the man who possessed their gifts was revered:
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Check out our list below of 30 funny poems for your students to enjoy! Our Favorite Funny Poems for Kids 1. The Crocodile by Lewis Carroll "How cheerfully he seems to grin." 2. How Not to Have to Dry the Dishes by Shel Silverstein "Such an awful, boring chore." 3. Be Glad Your Nose Is On Your Face by Jack Prelutsky
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Funny poems and songs about all the crazy things that happen at school. Our Teacher Likes Minecraft Good Morning, Dear Students April Fool's Day When the Teacher Isn't Looking Lost and Found My Dog Does My Homework Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster I Hypnotized the Teacher Falling Asleep in Class Homework Stew I Can't Wait for Summer
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8. "The Quangle Wangle's Hat" by Edward Lear. Lear's poem recounts the tale of a peculiar creature, the Quangle Wangle, and its enormous hat. The whimsical language, silly rhymes, and humorous theme celebrate the fun of imaginative storytelling. Learn More: Twinkl. 9. "The Jumblies" by Edward Lear.
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15 Child-Friendly Poems about School Life 1 - 15 of 15 Sort By Recommended Highest Rated New Poems Most Shared Most Votes Most Stories 1. Cleaning House In My Brain By Kalli Dakos Published by Family Friend Poems May 2020 with permission of the Author. Back To School Poem I'm cleaning house In my brain, It's BACK TO SCHOOL Time again.
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Grammar School. A funny poem in which we once again meet the hapless Miss Tibbs, who is trying to teach a point of grammar to pupils who are too bright for their own good. If a funny poem about grammar isn't enough to put you off, the poem is also extraordinarily long and the poem's title, A Capital Offence, is a little riddle which provides.